To Bridgette, who already unmatched me,
And rightfully so. I didn’t mean it. Hinge said We were “Most Compatible”. Why?
More issues
O, Cassini!
If you tried at once and everwise you would not succeed But for the rings of Saturn a-glisten she sang of such great deeds.
Symbiosis: A Dream
There is no sound but the air.
A Return to Form
My headphones on, I sat and played along for 45 minutes with my atrophied muscle memory and the practice only made for years on the steering wheel or desk.
Easy Sell: The Suicide Squad
I feel vaguely familiarly emotional, but somewhat empty for not having earned it.
ICE Hysterectomies
How much longer would such a thing have stayed in the collective injustice spotlight?
Clarifying My Sobriety
Without explicitly saying I was ‘sober’, people offering me a cold one were free to interpret my qualified response any way that worked for them. “You still on that no-beer diet?” was my favorite from work.
”In Loving Memory of Our Princess, Carrie Fisher”
How, after all that, can we accept that she be unceremoniously vaporized in the opening battle scene, two years from now?
I Know How I Wanted to React to Charlottesville
Originally written in 2017
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A first draft of a planned response thread to Trump’s “unity” tweet went:
> Fuck your phony unity. Your thug supporters drew a line on the street in blood
today. And now you want us all to come together as Americans. No! I am
Lavender Shit, by Karl Pilkington
There's a reason, see, why nature is its own smell, or rather, has it smells the way they are.